Hey, I found out who that Bumble person is who liked me. Oh god. I couldn't even figure out the gender. The individual in question just had one picture. His/her name was Sun. Possibly ethnic. It could have just been a really homely woman or it could have been a dude. If I can't make heads or tails of the gender, it's a hard "dislike" from me.

A slew of new Tantan matches, as usual. They're all Chinese, though. I mean, in China. Except, possibly, one in Glasgow. But I don't think so. Her location says Glasgow but I don't think she's actually in Glasgow. I think that you can change your location if you have VIP.

Anyway, one of the matches is Lovely Eileen. She says, "Hey! Nice to meet you!" All of these matches today are VIP people so I think they're real but...I don't know. I need to ask one of them what their intentions are. Is it just to improve their English or is it a scam or do they actually expect that one or the other of us is going to travel 10,000 miles or whatever to go on an awkward date?

But yeah, Lovely Eileen doesn't mind including adjectives in her name. It's not a bad idea. I'm thinking of going with Super Badass Nigel. She just has one picture of herself. The other two pictures are of cats. Not even her cats, I don't think. These look like meme cats. You know, some kooky looking cat. Asian people seem to be particularly interested in cat photos and finding cats that vaguely resemble themselves. They're especially fond of pictures where the cat's eyes are sort of closed so that it looks like an Asian person's eyes. This isn't a racist joke, this is an actual phenomena that I've observed.