Glad you like a bit of humor. So here is another tip. Gary just hates Red Cod. So if you can manage to catch one while you are fishing with him. He will most likely start vomiting, the moment it hits the beach. Now they are somewhat slimy, as they leave their sea water environment. And they can be quite hard to chuck. As they slip out of your hands real easy. Mitre 10 sell these real special Red Cod gloves. And wearing those you can chuck a Red Cod at least a hundred yards with a real good throw. Gary will start running as he see's you are about to biff it at him.
And when he is about half a mile up the beach. You can open his tackle bag and see what he has in there. Its a bit like Pandora's Treasure Trove. There will be so much bling I suggest you wear your sunglasses, to avoid eye strain.
Oh and you can pull his fish in for him until he gains the courage to come back.
Cheers Trev Aka " Hardy"
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