Any man who goes away and takes his wife's jewellery box with him is indeed of highly questionable character.

Are you sure you got the venue right? With Sue's bangles he could be off to do the Moki Cokey, you know, putting your foot right in it then shaking it all about. This is quite acceptable as Gary has low rider rings, sadly his last bottom ring cracked. He is well known for sticking joints, plus the rather unfortunate event when his butt cap fell off, a penalty for casting on grass. I know a few anglers get stoned but not usually with necklaces and bracelets.

I can't help wonder if he left the family jewels at home, although moki do like small morsels.

How sad about the Veritas.
The early model failed to pass.
Concerns were raised and fingers pointed.
Alas the rod became disjointed.

The rod was claimed to be a bender.
But painted white, it did surrender.
Claimed could cast a country mile.
And did so in such splendid style.

The distance cast just can't be matched.
Even with with the tip attached.
Busted off but never tardy.
Recalled by Trev, now known as Hardy