I was checking my emails and there was a girl called Emily who messaged me from Gumtree. She was English and not Asian. We were talking, things were going fine, then I stopped talking to her. No reason.

Then she emails me a month later because she found an ad on Gumtree that referenced me. And she says "I'm not a stalker. I know you stopped replying to me but I just found this funny".

So we email a bit more. I send her a really bad picture. I suggest we meet up. She says she's busy but asks when I'm available next week. I give my phone number. She gives hers. But then I stop emailing again.

Why? Why didn't I go out with this woman? She also said that she'd like to share her bed with me. That's why she was in my phone as "EmilySlag".

But it's weird. I don't understand why I was so disinterested in this woman. Maybe because she wasn't Asian. Or maybe I was burned out with all the bad dates. Also, I don't think that she ever sent a picture. There are none in this email exchange anyway. Or maybe she did send a picture but I wasn't keen.

Then almost a year later, I emailed her again. This all took place in 2009, by the way. I asked if she was still looking for work and if she is, she could do some topless typing for me. This was around the time that I was talking to that big-titted old ###### who offered to do topless typing. Emily responded saying that of course she's not going to do to that but she's working part-time and would be interested in non-topless work. Then I asked her what the work is that she's doing and tried to be friendly but finally it's her who stopped replying.

So I looked her up online. Oh, she also wanted me to add her on her Facebook so I have a link to that. No pictures there, though.

She's on GoodReads or something. She seems to like a lot of classic left wing books. 1984 and whatnot. But not in a stupid student way. She seems reasonably clued-up politically.

She's also on Tumblr or something and is selling some trinkets that I think she made. And she's selling it for ridiculously low prices. A little brooch for £3 and stuff like this. I'm surprised that materials alone would cost less than £3.

She also links to her boyfriend's Tumblr but he too doesn't have any pictures. Also, I'm pretty sure that she lives in Birmingham now because that's what all of her websites say. I think she was originally from Birmingham. She was just staying with her aunt and uncle in London in 2009.

Yeah. I found her Twitter now too. It's recently updated and there's Birmingham stuff on it.

So it's all very peculiar. But no pictures so maybe she's a great big fat chick or something.