So "*Dialogue* of the Week" You know the origin of this? There was another Boardhost board called "NoDirection" I think where a few Manic fans would post. It eventually degenerated into just "Song of the Week" posts. They'd do this just as a way to keep in touch. But it's sad because you could see these Song of the Week posts garnering fewer and fewer replies until it was just two women and then it stopped.
So that's Song of the Week. But I'm talking *Dialogue*. This comes from our friend "lisa". Her real name isn't "lisa" or even "Lisa". But her screen name was "lisa". But if you called her "lisa" she'd get angry. Her real name is very similar to "lisa" but not "lisa".
To put a futher spin on this, she called me "Nigel" even though EVERYBODY including her knew that this wasn't my name and not even close to my real name.
*Dialogue*. "Lisa" would get upset when I'd post some of her crazy comments from our instant messaging chats. She'd always say "stop posting my dialogue".
I found this amusing because she always used "dialogue" and she didn't use it correctly. One person can't own dialogue. Dialogue is between two people. Dialogue from just one person is called a monologue. I wasn't doing that. I was posting our dialogue. Not her monologue.
Anyway, I found this use of the word so hilarious that I wanted to make it stand out and "*dialogue*" was born. I'd post a message saying, "*Dialogue* of the Week" and it would be "lisa" making some insane comments about message boards to me. That's all she ever talked about. That and what she wanted to do with my penis.
When I contacted her like five years ago, I asked her for our instant messaging *dialogue*. I'm not sure if I still have it on any of my old computers but I don't think so. I'm sure that I was careful to erase the logs because it got pretty spicy what with all the masturbation and whatnot.
For example, there was a time when she said "Can you still suck your own dick?" Years earlier, I said that I could but I couldn't really. Tantalizingly close but what good is this? And I certainly wasn't going to try on webcam. Have you no decency, "lisa"? I never did anything freaky on there. Just run of the mill masturbating. Didn't get the dog involved or anything like this.
She also told a story about how her vibrator spun on the table if she left it on.
Also, this all happened very late at night GMT because I was six hours behind and couldn't do it until my mother went to sleep. Even so, she'd try to get me to do it earlier. "Just put a duvet on. She won't see." I tried to explain that there's a window on the door but she wasn't having it.
But this would go on for hours. Just talking about random stuff usually. Not sex talk. I'd sit there and jerk off, look at porn, and field all of "lisa's" interesting forum comments. It was only when she wanted me to cum that she'd turn up the sex talk. She wanted to know when I was close to cumming and when I'd tell her, that's when the "I want you to cum in my face/boobs/whatever" began. Then I'd blow my load and it was "Oh, that was a lot. Did you like that?" and so forth. Then she'd go to sleep at like 4am GMT.
She'd actually stay up this late. Totally addicted to my penis.
Not that she would really rush. One time I was having difficulty cumming and about to give up. She said, "Don't worry about cumming. Just enjoy it."
This is actually a great philosophy that has served me well. Masturbation (and life) isn't about the finish. It's important to enjoy the journey. This way, even if things don't work out as planned, you still had fun.
There was another time. We were talking for quite some time and I'd stopped masturbating and got soft. But the conversation was wearing thin so I said, "I should start masturbating." She said, "It doesn't look like you want to." I was offended by this. I was always hard talking to her and then the one time I'm flaccid, she calls me out on it. In reality, she was just being flirty and playful but I took it as an afront to my virility so said, "It takes two seconds to get hard again". Then two seconds later, I was hard again and entertaining this perverted woman again.
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