Only had the two matches in Korea. Then I went to Mexico and got nothing. "I must be banned for using this fake location app". So I went back to Philippines.

No. Wasn't banned. Just nobody interested in Mexico. Some good matches in Manila.

Asia. 26. Hottest woman with a penis you'll ever see. "I'm a class act transwoman who wishes to meet great minded people." Sure. Why not.

Angelica. 27. Cute pictures. Mentions her fondness for beards. I hate that. You see that all the time in the UK. What do I care if you like beards? If I have a beard, that's good, swipe right. If I don't, what do you want me to do? By the time you see my beard-less picture, it's too late to do anything about it.

Do you think that guys are writing, "I like women with big titties"? Of course they are. But do you think these idiots are getting any matches? No chance. Nobody is going to be flattered by that. "Ooh, I have big titties! Maybe this guy will like me!" It's no different with beards. Fuck off.

Ava. 20. She's a prostitute. Part of her profile is in Arabic. I guess Mohammadans are into prostitutes. Well, I suppose that we all know that they are.

Cha. 21. I think she's mixed Indian and Filipina. She's only in Manila until her visa gets sorted for, I think, Thailand. I'd give her a good seeing to.

Relee. 25. Quite chubby. Possibly has a kid.

Riza. 28. Waitress. One child. I would say that this is a man were it not for the child.

I think that that's pretty much it for this experiment. Philippines: easy to find someone on Tinder. Rest of the world: extraordinarily difficult. And it's not just me. Go to any forum talking about Tinder and you'll see the same comments. Go weeks without getting a match, nobody replies to you, nobody wants to go out. It's just how it is.

I suppose that language is a difficulty with Korea and Mexico. Maybe I should try Hong Kong and Singapore. And India.