I'm reminded of the time I went to the Muse board and pretended that I thought Tiptoe Through the Tulips was one of their songs.
"What's that song of theirs about dancing through tulips or something?"
"That's Tiptoe Through the Tulips by Tiny Tim"
"No, it had a guy singing in a high voice, something about dancing through tulips."
"IT WAS TINY TIM, NOT MUSE. TIPTOE THROUGH THE TULIPS."
The singer in Muse sings in falsetto because he's a faggot. Everyone who listens to that shit are also faggots. I know that Tiny Tim was married and it was sort of a comedy act but he was also clearly a faggot, and almost certainly a Jew. Let me check...yeah. Born in New York, mother's father was a rabbi. How did I guess?
Had some dream about school. Something about it being the last day. There were only like four of us there. I was cleaning out my locker and making sure that everything was gone. Then I came to some realisation that none of this matters.
I don't think that these dreams about school ever go away. Of course, the typical dream is that you forgot to study for a test. I've never had that dream, probably because I've never studied for a test in real life.
My school dreams are always empowering. They're usually scary at first. Some teacher is giving me the business because my diploma was revoked and I have to re-take a class. But before long, I'm standing up, telling the teacher to fuck off and I don't need this shit because I have a job and it doesn't matter if I have a high school diploma or not.
It's true, of course. What a waste of time.
Recently purchased: Morrison's onion flavoured rings. Every grocery chain does an own-brand onion flavoured ring. They're universally not-so-good.
But what's interesting to me is that there's no private label onion flavoured rings. In the US, you have Funyuns, and they were my favourite type of "crisps", for lack of a better term. Not sold in the UK.
Actually, there was a small, perhaps regional brand called Wise which did an even better onion flavoured ring. They were thin, had a wavy shape, and crunchier than Funyuns or certainly these store brand onion flavoured rings.
According to Wikipedia, Wise, a company based in Pennsylvania, was acquired by a Mexican company in 2012. You can never go home again.
Hey, these Morrisons snacks are actually called "Onion Rings Onion Flavour Maize & Semolina Snacks". Made by Indians then. First ingredient is "maize". "Corn" doesn't appear anywhere on the packaging.
That Morrisons is pretty unpleasant, though. Full of Chinese people. They even have a little section for Chinese food. I saw some Chinese woman there trying to decide which packet of ramen noodles she wanted. As if it makes a difference. They all taste the same: bland as shit.
I was there in the day time. Work finished at 10.30 so I was in the store at like 11.00. The people at the grocery stores at this time are the elderly and university students. There are a lot of university students in this area, many of whom are Chinese.
The difficulty is that they come from a culture where pushing and running and a selfish attitude are what you see day in and day out. And they bring this attitude everywhere they move to.
Maybe it's not a uniquely Chinese problem. I see assholes running past me on the street and in grocery stores all the time. I have a pretty good walking speed but these are universally young people just being assholes. Young women are the worst offenders but you see gay young men doing this womanly shit too. Perhaps it's a result of the lack of father figures in the younger generation.
I see somebody walking in front of me and even if they're walking slower than me, as long as they're going at a pretty good speed, I just slow down a bit.
But these assholes will run past you and then return to their normal gait. And their normal gait will be marginally faster than you at best. Typically, they're walking about the same speed as you. I've even had instances where the person walked SLOWER than me so I end up passing them and then it becomes ridiculous.
The most annoying are these assholes who will run past you and then turn the corner seconds later. They couldn't even walk behind you for two seconds. They had to blast past and then turn the corner.
You see this with people of all races. As I say, women are by far the worst offenders. "Oh, look at me! I'm so busy! Out of my way, everybody!". And effeminite young men also do this. It's unfortunate.
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