Hey, new Tinder match. I don't remember her name but she was 18 and had a bunch of profiles showing her ass and tits. Her profile was full of sexual innuendo and abbreviations that I don't understand. After some Google searching, I figured out that "SD" means "sugar daddy", though. That explains the little money bag emoticon after it.

I told her to get a job. She said "WTF" and suggested that I get a wig.

That's not actually a bad insult. She didn't say that I was unattractive or anything, just that I'm bald. Well, I know that. It's hardly a secret.

Anyway, then she unmatched me. So there goes any hope for that relationship.

These prostitutes are just annoying. There are websites out there for that shit. Why use Tinder?