Downloaded Happn. Or something. It's like Tinder but you can only see people who were within your general area within the past week. I guess. And you can "like" them and if they "like" you too you can message them. I think. I don't really know how it works.

But somehow, without leaving my flat, I already have some people who were in the area. Holy crap. All 1's and 2's.

Still, it might be interesting just to see who shows up. I travel a fair amount.

I also downloaded something called Tantan. I discovered this while looking for reviews of Happn. Some guy on a subreddit called "Asian Dating" or something was talking about it.

It seems to be China's answer to Tinder. Before I even finished setting up my profile, I got a match with a smoking hot 23 year old Chinese woman. Unfortunately, she's in some village in England.

There seem to be people in Glasgow here, though. And all Asian. Holy shit. I might have hit the jackpot here.