I was talking to this 23 year old Chinese girl in Liverpool for a short while but what's the point? I'm not in Liverpool. I don't even know why she responds.

Well, I sort of do. Chinese people are notoriously dishonest. She thinks she's going to woo me from 100 miles away, we'll get married, move to the US, and she'll divorce me the day after she gets her green card.

Also matched with a 26 year old pretty rough looking caucasian prostitute. She's like 100 miles away too. She says that she's a fun person, looking for friends, and don't even contact her unless you're willing to pay for transport. I'm pretty sure that these are code-words.

So I gave her what for. There are websites for this stuff. Don't come to dating apps with this bullshit. Preying on desperate dudes.

It's not a bad idea trying this on an app full of Chinese dudes, though. Prostitution is accepted in their culture and they do like white women. So even this junkie can probably get something going with somebody.

Man, just took like the fourth crap in the past two days. It was a pudding consistency. My stomach has been...what's the word...cramping, I guess ever since I ate that pepper, and moreso after I ate the American Hot. A lot of flatulence at night too.

I was a pretty flatulent kid, I think, but as an adult I don't think that I am. Must have been the god awful shit that my mother fed me.

I was thinking of a school story earlier today. We used to play...I don't know...I think we called it "manhunt" but it was basically just the game of "tag". I mean, manhunt requires a much larger area than what we were playing in, you need places to hide, whatever.

Actually, I suppose it was different from tag in many respects. There was a "jail", for example. People who were "caught" were brought to jail and had to be released by their free team mates. Also, it was one team against another team as opposed to tag where there's just one person who's "it". So yeah, I guess it was manhunt but on a small playground.

This was the only thing that I played. If the kids were playing football or basketball, forget it. I'll just go sit in a corner. But I was always up for some manhunt.

But what was stupid is that some of the dumber kids, who were inevitably the "bullies", would form "packages". So they'd pair up. If you pick one kid, the other kid goes with him.

Typically, it was this big cheater kid who would pair up with his smaller friend. They were both in the lowest reading group. This big kid was reasonably well behaved, outside of manhunt, but the smaller kid was perhaps the biggest trouble maker in the school.

So they'd always pair up as a "package" and people would get pissed off but these are playground bullies and this is what playground bullies do.

This big kid would cheat by refusing to accept that he's been "caught". It's not a tackle game. Somebody gets their arms around you for a second or grabs hold of your arm for a second, that counts as a "catch". We all knew it. Nobody else was confused about the rules. But this big kid would have four dudes on him and still refuse to accept that he's been caught. He'd keep fighting to get away.

So while that's all going on, the other kids on his team can go and free the prisoners. He was an asshole.

Back to "packages", there were even times when multiple kids would band together and say that they're a package. It would get ridiculous. There was at least one time when the entire team was a "package". So it was all of these dumb cheating bullies on one team curb stomping the normal kids.

People would just quit. It's not fun when you get these jerks ruining the game.

There was one time when people were so sick of "packages" that they stood up to these two kids and refused to play if they were on the same team. So they agreed to be on separate teams.

I was on the team with the smaller kid. We're on "glue". And we're watching this big kid being way too rough on a teammate. This small bully kid says, "That's why I don't like playing against him. He cheats."

It was a rare moment of empathy. He saw what it was like to play against this asshole and he knew that it wasn't pleasant.

What's this kid doing now? I don't know. I don't have a Facebook account at the moment so I can't do much stalking. I logged out and I forgot the password so now I have to create a new account.

But I do see some pictures. He's wearing a shitty undershirt and has his arm around a man/woman in a Boo Boo costume. I'm talking about Boo Boo of Yogi Bear fame. Probably at some scummy fifth rate theme park with his shitty kids.