So for "what's your favourite sport" they have options like "adventure racing", "adventure sports", "aerobatics", "ATV"...I don't even know what this shit is and I haven't even got past the A's. Anyway, I chose "ninjutsu", of course. That great sport of ninjutsu.
"Favourite food" is a bunch of Asian shit but also random Western dishes like lasagna. I chose "chili crab".
Then "favourite movie". The first few options are genres but then it's a short list of random films. So...you can like romance films or maybe you like The Godfather, Pulp Fiction (1994) [this is the only film where they also list the date...I guess to distinguish between other Pulp Fictions], American History X (which was about violent, racist skinheads), some anime shit, Back to the Future, To Kill a Mockingbird, Platoon...it's hilarious. There's a list of like 30 films that you can choose from and it's just a bizarre assortment.
"Favourite book" is similar. They start with genres but then give a short list of odd choices. "To Kill a Mockinbird" is the only one to appear in both the films and books. Then there's a lot of stuff like 1984, Brave New World, Animal Farm, Slaughterhouse Five...I think that they hit all of the big anti-communist books. The Chinese government is monitoring this shit. This question is clearly designed to find enemies of the people. Tropic of Cancer is here too. Just so many weird choices.
Also bizarre is that you can choose as many of these as you like. You can pick them all if you want.
Damn, got another match as I was typing this. This is how it should be. She's miles away, though. I think she's in China. Only one picture and a name that looks like random letters.
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