I've also had some itchy rash on my leg for probably...six weeks at least. I don't think it's going away. I need to either find the fungus cream that I had for when I had a rash on the back of my head or buy new cream. Actually, I should probably buy new cream anyway. I had that head rash like three years ago so the cream might have expired.
Also, a pencil eraser-sized scab on my forearm, near my elbow. "Big deal", you might say. But where did it come from? It looks old. Doesn't seem to be healing. And it looks familiar like I've had a scan there before.
Otherwise, fine health. Let's check out Tinder. I haven't had a match in a couple of weeks so I'm in Bahrain now. Virtually. Surprising number of Asians here. I thought that it was a Middle Eastern country, but I guess it's near to Asia. And probably one of those things like in Dubai where they have a lot of immigrants brought over to do menial jobs.
Hars just has a picture of Jesus carrying his cross.
Man, EVERYONE is a match. I would tear some of these whores up too. I'm pretty sure that some of them are actually prostitutes. Maybe all of them.
God damn. 15 new matches. That's more than I get in six months in Glasgow. This even beats my results in the Philippines.
Speaking of which...how many are men. Oh, already three "hi"s. Those have to be hookers and/or men.
Yeah, Saifon, 37, Asian, looks like a dude and presumably a prostitute.
Napunyi, 27, black African. Not attractive but looks like a genuine person. If she was in Glasgow, I'd go out with her.
Sukanya, 32...tough to say. Has a tattoo on her shoulder. That doesn't necessarily mean prostitute but given that it's Bahrain, maybe it does. Looks like a woman, I guess, but maybe it's just good surgery.
Now for the people who resisted messaging straight away. By the way, my profile clearly states that I live in Glasgow but travel to Bahrain once in a while for work.
Atchara, 37, looks Filipina, blank profile. Woman and non-prostitute, probably.
Naruemol, 28, from Thailand, only in Bahrain for a month, huge titties, likely prostitute.
Annie, 24, blank profile, Asian, quite attractive but dressed conservatively. Probably a conservative prostitute.
Boo, 23, Asian, just two photos, attractive, could be a legitimate person.
Choi, 28, a lot of tattoos but I think this is a real person. Average appearance and Asian.
Diana, 28, all body shots, clearly a prostitute. And not even a nice body.
Pimmammas, 39, Thai, really big nose to the point where I think it's either a birth defect or the result of an injury. Has a "freedom" tattoo on her shoulder.
Diamond, 30, Thai, recently arrived in Bahrain, clearly a prostitute.
Rungthip, 28, presumably Thai but apparently went to university in Mississippi. Only one picture. Probably a genuine person.
Sayfon, 37, possible Filipina, a lot of cleavage but I can't say that it's a prostitute for sure. Also one of the few people with a profile so that makes me think she's real. It's just broken English "not trying to impress anyone". A prostitute wouldn't write that.
KC, 33, Asian, fairly attractive and has a self-deprecating profile so probably a real person.
And finally, Kirstin, 31, Asian, profile says, "I'm a transvestite" and the pictures CLEARLY show that.
So...that's that. Not so interesting. Well, it's only interesting in as much as I had no idea that Bahrain was so full of Asians. Maybe Tinder is a poor sample. Let me check...
Non=nationals make up nearly half of the population. 45% of Bahrain is Asians but this says mostly South Asian. I didn't see ONE South Asian. Maybe they're including South East Asia.
70% Islam. I only saw one person with a headscarf on Tinder. And she was Asian.
How does somebody end up in Bahrain? Well, the prostitutes I can understand. Desperate immigrants looking for work, I guess. Nannies and shit. Labourers.
I think it's been a year since I've spoken to my mother. I don't miss it. I know she's old and in poor health and it's possible that I'll never talk to her again but I can live with that. She's gross.
Checking out Facebook. Guy I went to school with lives near Detroit. Good for him. Can't wait until new episodes of Game of Thrones are released. That's a sad life.
I've never watched a single episode, I don't know what it's about, and I don't care in the slightest.
He's disappointed with the "sexist" comments by that one guy who works at Google. Theatens to change emails suppliers and stop using Chrome.
His daughter is in karate. Good for her, I guess. I found it a life-changing experience. I was never an athletic kid, and that's putting things mildly. I was the person always picked last for sports and games and whatever. But in taekwondo, I dominated. It was really good for balance and self-esteem.
I don't know why I was so great. I just had it down. I had the technique down. I was flexible. so that helped. But as far as sparring, I guess I had the speed, the reflexes, the eye for open shots, the instinct, whatever. No lie, I was really good. The best at all three of the schools that I went to.
But girls doinog it? I don't know. I remember my niece wanted to go to classes but my sister didn't allow it. Said it was for boys. On the one hand, it's small-minded. On the other hand, there's something to it. The few girls there were kind of out of place. Still...if I had a daughter who expressed an interested in martial arts classes, I think I'd let her go.
Any new matches since I wrotoe this? A prostitute who gives me her phone number. Great.
I haven't watched tv in so long. I like the silence.
I'd like to do a week with no computer. So effectively, a week where I do nothing. Just stare at the ceiling. It would be awesome. Like pioneer days.
You experience this when the power shuts off. Suddenly, you have to find other ways to entertain yourself. It happened once when my lady friend was here and it was a nice excuse to talk to her. I said she could move in with me.
It would also be like when I first came to London and didn't have a tv or a computer or phone or anything. Those were some long days. But it's good. Shows you how long a day really is. There's loads of time to do shit.
I don't think that I'd get desperate enough to read a book. But just think about shit. I'd probably sleep more.
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