Back to Tindering in the UK and it's really, really disappointing. Here's a random profile. "I like men with beards and who look like Jon Snow and can rock karaoke".

Well, that's great. You know what I like? Women under 30 years of age and under 200 pounds. You fail on both accounts. But I don't put this in my profile because that would make me look like a superficial jerk.

Write something about YOU, you dumb, fat bitch. I don't have a beard, I don't even know who Jon Snow is (it's not the racist old broadcaster), and I would never dream of doing karaoke. So where does this leave us? Am I supposed to change everything about myself just to please this 36 year old, overweight, desperate single woman?

Would other qualities overcome my lack of facial hair and introversion? What if I make £80,000/year? What if I have a ten inch penis? What if I'm a really funny guy? What if I have big sexy muscles? You're dismissing all of that? It has to be a guy with facial hair who enjoys singing?

But more to the point, what do YOU bring to this relationship? What makes you deserve a guy with a beard who enjoys going to karaoke and all the other characteristics that you want in your ideal partner? Why would such a guy go out with you? Fun men with beards are in high demand these days. Why would they date a 36 year old woman who's 80 over her ideal weight?

I mean, maybe you have other characteristics which would attract a mate. Tell us. What are they? Are you a good cook? Do you take it in the ass? Are you fun to be with? Are you a good conversationalist? Do you make £80,000 a year?

Internet dating has created a generation of grossly entitled women. This fat chick is never going to find anyone. Her perception of reality is so warped that she's doomed to be alone forever. Most of her friends have probably got married by now, they have children. But she's still out there looking for that bearded Jon Snow look-alike who enjoys karaoke and fat women in their mid-30s. There's no such person.