So I noticed that half of my WhatsApp contacts disappeared. Then I figured out that they're not really gone they just move people who you've blocked or possibly have blocked you to a new group.

But during all of this, I discovered an unknown contact.

Who is this skank? They're in my phone contacts too. I must have put them there. I don't recognise the name and I don't recognise the appearance.

I know everyone else in my contact list. There aren't a huge amount of people. Mostly Asian women off the internet. What could possibly have happened?

Why would I have put them into my contact lists? How would I have got their phone number in the first place? When did this happen? It had to be within the past four years or so because that's when I got my new phone and I didn't import anything from my old phone. Yeah, these are all fairly recent contacts.

It's madness. I would have remembered. Is it somebody from London? It can't be anyone that I've worked with. I don't add work colleagues and I don't recognise this person. Somebody off the internet is the most likely explanation but I would have remembered talking to a white woman. And it must have gone pretty far if I have her phone number. The only person is that crazy 18 year old in London but she's here under a separate contact, Evie.

The picture suggests that this is somebody in the UK. The small refrigerator. I have no idea. A total mystery.