Had another Hot Pepper Passion with added pepperoncinis from Papa John's. That stuff really clears you out. Better than any laxative. Pretty good value for money too, if you take advantage of the two for Tuesday offer.

I was looking at flats in Glasgow. You can get some reasonably nice shit for 900-1050. That's the absolute top end of the market here. Consider that I paid £750 for a shitty hovel in London and it's not much more money for way, way better accomodation.

Let me check out Paisley. Paisley is the worst place I've seen in Scotland but it's near to Glasgow.

This is crazy. With one exception, everything is under £400.

Hamilton, same deal, but there are much fewer properties there. And there weren't many in Paisley. Hamilton is a pretty decent town.

£300 for a flat. It's crazy. I work one day and the rent is paid.

So let's check out Tinder. Hey, a new match. 18 year old Elin. Has one of those African bone through the nose piercings, a bar through her lip, and really stretched out earlobe. She's also quite unattractive. Hair looks...I don't know. You know how many times I've complained about somebody's hair? Zero. But hers looks really messed up. Dry, I guess is the word. Damaged, maybe. It's clearly dyed because it's blond but she has large brown eyebrows.

She takes some intentionally bad photos. She has those jacked up fang teeth that some people have. More wrinkles than I have. And she takes some pictures with various cacti.

"Bart I'll bet you think nothing's going to top that cactus."



But that's all superficial. I'm not so shallow.

Wow. She works at (Crazy) Championship Wrestling. This is what I'm talking about. I love wrestling. Well, sort of. In the past. Is this a real promotion?

Holy crap, it is. It's based in Glasgow. I changed the name ever so slightly to thwart Google.

She doesn't appear to be on the roster. These are some remarkably unattractive women, by the way. I don't want to be insulting but it's true. These women are more Awesome Kong and less Gail Kim.

Anyway, she must work there. She wouldn't put a small time local wrestling promotion in her profile as a joke. A non-really hardcore indie wrestling fan wouldn't even know about this organisation.

So good for her.

18. Glasgow. From the moon. ####tier than ur maw. If you're even in the city center 100% you've seen me around. Vodka, metal, wrestling and boys are my interests. No cops. Strict policy of accepting all drinks. Will do bad things if you get me carmac.

Her anthem is Nazi Punks Fuck Off. Not the Dead Kennedy's original but a cover by some band called Napalm Death.

So doesn't seem like the most mentally balanced woman out there. She mentions wrestling so that's another indication that she really is somehow affiliated with this promotion. Interesting spelling of "center". That's either an American auto-correct or she's been influenced by American spellings.

What's carmac? A groundworks and civil engineering contractor based in Finedon Northamptonshire. Makes sense.

If you add the word "drug" you get one hit that says it's a capsule used for diarrhea. So I could use some of that myself. It doesn't seem to be a recreational drug, though.

Anyway, I suspect that this crazy girl just swiped "yes" to everyone.