Again, thank you for the opportunity. Happy to oblige.
Turtle-ese: In both cases, the left completely miss the point, and in doing so they (the left) are exposed for the hypocritical, 2-dimensional nitwits that they truly are.
English: Because I have a hard time defending my anti-socialist, reactionary conservatism and support for alt-right charlatans like Jordan Peterson when confronted by knowledgeable political analysts on specifics, I prefer to make vacuous generalizations about what I call "the left" and attack that self-constructed straw man instead.
Not an exact translation as Turtle-ese is an evolving language, but pretty close.